Daltonius Contains the Most Wretched of Fecal Matter

I find the opinions of fellow blogger Daltonius to be of a nature best described as shallow, pedantic, and facetious. Just look at his last two posts. Clearly, all he did was convert his own feces into a digital stream of zeros and ones, then cut and pasted it into his blog. I don't even want to talk about the other things he "converts" his feces into, suffice it to say, don't ever accept any of his "homemade fudge."

How can Daltonius rail on Hillary C. like that? Come on, man. She stayed with Bill even though he was getting extracurricular B.J's. You've gotta give her credit for that. I for one know that Daltonius is very jealous about that sort of thing.

Additionally, Daltonius has totally misinterpretted the nature of what he refers to as the "Military Protests" that were occuring on campus last Winter. I ask you, Daltonius... What kind of protest involves lesbians making out in public? A damn sexy one, that's what. But in all seriousness, if there's any reason why those recruiters keep coming back to UCSC, that's probably it: free live girl on girl action. Unfortunately, Daltonius cowers at the sight, sound, or touch of a female, so it's understandable that the "protests" would leave a chip on his shoulder.

PS: My name's not Arthur, Daltonius.