Android Cubical Slacker: 2048
Current Status: Green
Current Directive: updating client data spreadsheet.
Completion at 63%
Priority Level: Low
Searching for higher priority Directives....
Not found.
Considering transfer to Yellow status.
Beginnning analysis...
Manager status: working from home.
Assistant manager status: present in office.
Exact Location: Unknown.
Scanning immediate cubical perimeter
One coworker detected. Scanning...
Relative paygrade: equal.
Conclusion: Code yellow tenable.
Moving to code yellow. Activating code yellow protocols.
Web Soduku activated. Difficulty level: medium.
posted by Olivonius at 6:33 AM
2 Comments:
G-ddamn uppity androids....
BEGIN INPUT INTERFACE {_|/^-}
INPUT COMMAND; PRIORITY ALPHA BLUE
>>>ANSWER G-DDAMN CELLULAR DEVICE<<<
END COMMAND
INPUT COMMAND; PRIORITY ZETA CHARTREUSE
>>>BRING IT BLIZNATCHO<<<
>>>HOPE CUBICAL LIFE ISN'T TOO SOUL SUCKING<<<
END COMMAND
END INPUT INTERFACE {_|/^-}
-DubTak (T3h gaberz)
7:04 AM
Keep that in your head next time?
Little disturbed.
Dubtak- you're more of a dumbTACKYman. just be quiet already!
10:14 PM
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